Femme Fatale-ish

Codename: Blue

Mission: Classified

Max Stolyar may not know who I am, but I know who he is. That's why I enter the secret poker game: to prove he’s a Russian spy and demonstrate to the CIA that I've got what it takes to be a femme fatale.

To earn my stripes, all I have to do is seduce “Max” and expose his true identity. It’s just a minor inconvenience that my target is sizzling hot and way too nice, protecting me from evil birds and introducing me to his family as if they were real.

Everyone knows femme fatales don't fall for their marks. So why am I having such a hard time?

NOTE: This is a standalone, raunchy, slow-burn romantic comedy featuring a quirky, spy-movie-obsessed heroine, a scorching hot maybe-Russian, several terrifying tales about birds, and lots of text debates about the relative cuteness of animals. If any of the above is not your cup of tea, run far, far away. Otherwise, buckle up for a laugh-out-loud, feel-good ride.